bayldons:

“I got my best friend, Nick Frost, who is in Shaun of the Dead, and my sister, Kate, to tweet, ‘I’m just gonna run to see if Simon’s okay, I haven’t heard from him in a while’. Then they didn’t tweet for three days. And then after day two, I wrote to a friend of mine in Greece, and got the Greek translation for the sentence, ‘They are my children now, do not try to find them. They are with me.’ And I tweeted it in Greek script, so that all the people were on Google like ‘WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHAT DOES IT MEAN OH MY GOD’.”

“Was anyone angry afterwards?”

“Well what annoyed people was that, three days later, I just said ‘oh everything’s fine’, you know, nothing’s there, but I tweeted it like five minutes after I tweeted the original message but three days later, as if I haven’t realized that time had passed. I got so much hate, because people were like, ‘that’s a bad ending’. It was like I’ve written Lost or something.” (x)

sleuthed:

theoncomingstormcage:

Some snakes are super light and can flatten their body to glide through the air. The air used to be safe. Snakes don’t need planes anymore.

why is this hilarious to me

sleuthed:

theoncomingstormcage:

Some snakes are super light and can flatten their body to glide through the air. The air used to be safe. Snakes don’t need planes anymore.

why is this hilarious to me

Ben Harmon + crying

the-chubby-nerd:

I connect with this comic on a spiritual level.

the-chubby-nerd:

I connect with this comic on a spiritual level.

gallifrey-feels:

thenumbhunter:

a-highly-trained-sociopath:

mira-of-sassgard:

sherlockinhobbiton:

likefireandoxygen:

lo-ash:

kkatkkrap:

Tony and Dean would be BFFs, repair cars, eat pie, drink whiskey, and NOT talk about their feelings.

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen.

YES

And Cas and Steve could just sit there in a state of total confusion 

OH MY GOOOOOOOD

and sam and thor would be on the sidelines comparing workout regimes.

Oh my god Gabriel and Loki though

That is terrifying

perks-of-being-chinese:

n3rdsfuckharder:

cool-beeeeans:

coldforest:

uhttractive:

rafawashurr:

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

OH MY GOD WHAT IS LIFE.

I was laughing so hard I was crying not kidding rn

This appeared again and I didn’t even need to watch it to start laughing

Why is this so funny

i know every single word to this video up by heart

I’M SCREAMING OMFG THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

empressfab:

can I just turn my paper in like this or

Yes, yes you can

empressfab:

can I just turn my paper in like this or

Yes, yes you can

rogers-and-stark:

Always reblog.

normanbecile:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

this is mine and my chicken named butler’s cover of thE CHICKEN DANCE, please enjoy

i want this video to be played at my funeral

hey you’re the refrigerator guy aren’t you?

I can’t stop laughing. OMG. Like seriously I am trying to muffle my laughter so I don’t wake my roommates.

How does Aladdin break a melon open with his knee?

hipster-trichster:

starkkidron:

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the greatest trilogy on tumblr

evilnerdproductions:

numbtongue:

leighway:

hesdeadjim:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

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#that’s it #that’s the show